I use a sheet to hide my shame. |
I knew it was him as I looked back over my shoulder and saw his cute, little, baby blue SUV. This time he shouted something like, "I want to screw you through a sheet."
Obviously, being the married guy I am, I continued on my journey home.
That was then and this is now. This morning I had the unfortunate privilege of slamming my body and bike into the ground at about 20 mph on a downhill curve. Great way to start the morning. Oh yeah, right in front of a bunch of construction workers. At least they asked if I was OK.
I ended up with a few scrapes and soreness, and the bike came out better with only a small rip in the seat.
Here's to popping aspirin all Holiday weekend.
Coming around the pole on the wet pavement AND DOWN! |
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